Good Aim??

Everything seems to happen bright and early in the morning and why should this morning be any different?

I was getting ready this morning, doing my hair and make-up and the boy comes barreling into the bathroom, he typically likes to wait for the very last minute to take a whiz. He just prefers to possibly pee on himself or my bathroom floor. It's what he does.

So when I turn around because I hear pee hitting the floor, it's not because he was in a rush, SHOCK. Nope it was because he was at least a foot away from the toilet peeing. He was leaning back, trying his best to aim for the toilet. I started screaming at him, asking what he was doing. He looks at me, walks over to flush the toilet, not that there was pee in there to flush, and says 'I was seeing how far I could stand from the toilet and make it'. Well I told him a foot is obviously too far and that from now on I want his legs to touch the toilet when he pees. He looks at me like, sure mom whatever floats your boat and leaves to go get dressed. While I pull out my handy dandy Chlorox wipes (that are ALWAYS by the side of the toilet) and clean up his mess. AGAIN.