Dirty Blonde.

Calvin ALWAYS tells Hannah how pretty she is. Suck up.

So today I asked Calvin who was prettier, me or Hannah and he of course said Hannah. And I asked why and he said because her hair was grey. We started laughing and then he said oh I mean yellow. So I said what color is my hair then, cuz it's very similar to Hannah's and Ellery chimes in 'dirty blonde'. I have a hair appoinment for March 11th, the dirty blonde is outa here.

Then Calvin said I was prettier than the devil and Martha Speaks.

They are going to bed early with no supper.